A ill and dying man lies on the floor of the man’s brand-new gym while he works out. He had just been defeated in a Pokemon battle, and it wasn’t until now that he was beginning to see that perhaps he should have heeded the counsel of his physician and gotten some rest before continuing the battle. This particular individual is known as Kanye East, and he is the Gym Leader at the Esfores Gym in Fochun. As he drifts farther into a coma, Kanto appears in his nightmares. He tries his best to recall how wonderful life was before things started to go wrong. If he is able to find contentment in the memories of the past, then perhaps he will be able to pass away without any regrets. However, he does not recognize this part of Kanto at all. Where did all of these memes originate from in the first place? Why do all of the trainers have such ridiculous names, and why do they all have Mega Evolutions? It’s possible that he won’t ever discover the answers he’s looking for. But in all honesty, nobody cares, because it’s really just an excuse to go back to KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
